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miljathefailcat:

"Luckily I have an ace up my sleeve!" I smirk and roll my sleeve up. A confused asexual rolls out, blinking in the sudden light.

(via killzonedepartment)

— 1 hour ago with 55094 notes

sextpert:

damn girl you must have 67 protons because you a Ho

(Source: sextpert-deactivated20140114, via jonophobias)

— 3 hours ago with 226840 notes

uhmeliamay:

I want to trace the outline of your collarbones

(via jonophobias)

— 4 hours ago with 10092 notes
Reblog if you want a Black Widow movie.

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thevioletprincess:

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"Do You?"

If I ever stop reblogging this, assume I’m watching the movie at that time.

(via flapperwitch)

— 7 hours ago with 58343 notes

swamped:

Do u ever look at someone and you’re like how

(via jonophobias)

— 7 hours ago with 831380 notes

plutonique:

my motto is don’t dress to impress, dress to intimidate. dress to make ppl admire and envy you so much that it literally scares them.

(Source: brambleroses, via zackisontumblr)

— 9 hours ago with 90251 notes
minazarei:


asperatus cloud x

IT’S LIKE WATCHING THE WAVES ABOVE YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN

minazarei:

asperatus cloud x

IT’S LIKE WATCHING THE WAVES ABOVE YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN

(Source: dilfgod, via bootify)

— 10 hours ago with 262370 notes

if you’re a s t r o n g f e m a l e you don’t need permission

(Source: spookymarinas, via bootify)

— 11 hours ago with 65812 notes

burqalicious:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

(Source: maahammy, via fangirl-freak)

— 12 hours ago with 675823 notes