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magpieandwhale:

maebugplayswithlions:

Me trying to listen to anyone speak about anything, ever

Possibly the most engrossing .gif ever.

magpieandwhale:

maebugplayswithlions:

Me trying to listen to anyone speak about anything, ever

Possibly the most engrossing .gif ever.

(Source: becausebirds, via zackisontumblr)

— 1 hour ago with 44840 notes

wsswatson:

skygosh:

wsswatson:

i feel like i’d enjoy being an assassin if it didn’t involve killing people

what if instead of killing people you got hired to just ruin their day.  like the mafia or someone paid you to park behind someone’s car so they can’t back out of a spot when they’re in a rush in the morning and you make them late for work.

i would enjoy that immensely

there is a long list of people that i would gladly do that to without payment

(via bootify)

— 2 hours ago with 70013 notes

troyesivan:

its kinda scary when you waste an entire day doing nothing and time just passes

(via weasleyorgasm)

— 3 hours ago with 555668 notes

mydraco:

my deepest fear is that my kids will think that harry potter is a piece of crap

(Source: mydraco, via weasleyorgasm)

— 4 hours ago with 29549 notes

snowingblackout:

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

bloodydiadem:

That moment you realize you are Edmund

he almost gets them killed because he wants sweets

we’re still Edmund

(via weasleyorgasm)

— 6 hours ago with 663979 notes

You’re a Bitch

You’re a Bit

You’re a

You’re

You

Yo

Y

Yo

You

You’re

You’re a

You’re a Bi

You’re a Bitch

Oh look ,You’re still a Bitch

(Source: humorbaby, via weasleyorgasm)

— 7 hours ago with 202269 notes

dulect:

will you still love me when i’m no longer young and image

(via kingsleyyy)

— 8 hours ago with 90310 notes

aud-works:

a.k.a. how the yule ball would have gone if i had written it

(via bootify)

— 9 hours ago with 12124 notes

saint-jerome:

Project Runway: “The Rainway,” Season 13 Episode 8

Designer: Sean Kelly

Model: Angelica Guillen-Jimenez

(Source: The A.V. Club, via bootify)

— 9 hours ago with 2242 notes

isozyme:

you: hey isozyme, what do you want most in this world?

me: project runway AUs in every fandom

(via bootify)

— 9 hours ago with 12061 notes

fatwink:

crushes are great until you realize that they’ll never be interested in you 

(via jonophobias)

— 9 hours ago with 572514 notes